fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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