I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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