And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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