Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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