I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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