yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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