This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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