my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
