I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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