You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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