I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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