so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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