This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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