if you like me you must not know who I am
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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