3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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