EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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