Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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