Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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