i jhust puked up my retainher.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
ok first of all what the fuck
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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