new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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