Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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