I need help removing her.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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