i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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