You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Panties = found
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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