CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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