i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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