Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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