Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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