I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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