Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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