shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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