So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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