It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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