There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
