I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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