Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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