Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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