Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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