i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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