Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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