im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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