so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
