I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
