is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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