White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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