There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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