There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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