absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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