Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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