I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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